The announcement was supposed to come with the full pageant treatment — a stage, a crowd, the Global Citizen Festival in New York, Ursula von der Leyen at the podium doing the big-ticket benevolence in person. But the festival was cancelled, and so the president of the European Commission did what the modern potentate does: she posted it. On Saturday, on her X account, came the news that the European Union will release more than 710 million euros — about $810 million — for people hit by crises, natural disasters and conflicts around the world.

The bulk of the money is bound for sub-Saharan Africa,According to Al Jazeera, which reports that it will fund action on migration, conflict and food insecurity — the grimmest trifecta on the humanitarian ledger. The pledge landed just as the high-level week of the UN General Assembly wrapped up in New York, the season when the powerful gather to out-promise one another, and Le Monde reports the announcement was framed around communities displaced and buffeted by crisis, with Africa first in line.

It is, to be fair, real money — three-quarters of a billion euros, redirected from podiums to post captions but no smaller for the trip. Whether it moves faster than the speeches it replaced is the question Brussels prefers not to answer on a Saturday.